1041w:

sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:

steakdaddy:

Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths

medusagirlfriend:

the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there

goodclay:

my only two moods ever are tenderness and hysteria

avatar-chang:

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows

teni2:

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture

pepoline13:

pissvortex:

bro how fucking long this 2019 shit gonna go on for